Merry Christmas!

(Sung to the tune of “Sleigh Ride”)
Just hear employees applying, interviews and hiring, too.
Come on the recession’s over, it’s time to hire, it’s true.
Your competition is hiring and thumbing their noses at you.
Come on the recession’s over, it’s time to hire, it’s true.

W4, I9, and policy forms, all waiting for pens;
Newhire forms don’t complete themselves.
Benefits, background tests, and computer requests, are piling up fast;
Our onboarding software does this for you so you can rest at last!

Our forms are nice and tidy and always shiney are they;
We perfect the hiring process like a present on Christmas day.
Let’s go completely paperless and save a tree or two;
Come on the recession’s over, it’s time to hire, it’s true.

There’s a new hire package waiting on the web for you,
It’s safe behind our firewall and it’s flawless, too.
We enforced the rules we love to do, without a single gap,
And your candidate completed it in a snap – snap! snap! snap!

There’s a happy feeling nothing in the world will buy,
When you know you’ve saved your firm some major time.
It’ll nearly be like you’ve saved a mint by automating.
Our onboarding system is the system that will improve your bond rating!

Ok, I might need some help with this last line 🙂  Anyway, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

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